Jumpin Bean Vin

A conversation at Jumpin' Beans:
Vince's Mommy: "No Vince! No pushing! Tell him you're sorry!"
Vince (looking at other child) deadpans: "You're sorry!"
Vince's Mommy: "No. Say, "I'm sorry".

Vince's National Lampoon Vacation

My vacation started off with a reappearance of the chicken nuggets I had for lunch. I was very good-natured about having to sit in puke until we could pull over, but I did emphasize that I didn't want any more chicken nuggets.I had a good time hanging out with my relatives at the beach. I spent a lot of time with my cousin, Dustin, who taught me about the finer things in life: booze and women. He taught me how to say, "Hey Baby!" to all the pretty girls. And I would just like to point out that I was braver than he was about saying it once the girls were in hearing range!I am still not interested in going in the ocean, so I was very glad to find a playground right on the beach.

I spent a good portion of my vacation pooping! Every few hours I let my Mommy know that I needed some "butt cream" because all the pooping gave me an awful diaper rash. And I still don't think its funny to laugh at a kid walking bow-legged either!!! Some people are so insensitive!! My rash was so bad that I couldn't even swim in the pool. I had to entertain myself playing in the sand and spinning the cars that Aunt Ria bought me when she kidnapped me from Starbucks.

I was pretty bummed out when they cancelled the fireworks all because of a little wind. I mean I took a beating from sand that blew in my eyes and still managed to get excited about riding the elevator back up to the room! You have to tough these things out! I consoled myself with watching my Cars movie for the 10th time since the beginning of the vacation! Mater always knows how to pick my mood up.

We had an extra LOOOOONG trip home after getting lost and sitting in ANOTHER traffic jam.

Today I asked Mommy to take me back to the beach.